Dog Ads: Funny Misprints From Newspapers

* FREE PUPPIES: part German Shepherd - part dog .
* FREE PUPPIES: ½ Cocker Spaniel - ½ sneaky neighbor dog.
* FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER, 8 years old. Unpleasant little dog.
* GERMAN SHEPHERD, 85 lb., neutered, speaks German, free.
* FOUND: dirty white dog, looks like a rat, been out awhile, better be a reward.
* CUTE KITTEN FOR SALE, 2 Cents or best offer
* FREE: Farm kittens, ready to eat.
* KITTENS 8 WEEKS OLD - seeking good Christian home.