Lazy Dog Names
Perfect For Your Canine Couch Potato
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We came up with this list of lazy dog names because we recognized
that not every pup has the energy or desire to chase the mailman, play
fetch or go for brisk walks.
No, not these dogs.
Lazy pups take the art of lounging to new levels. They’re the pups who feel most at home on your lap, the couch, recliner or their doggie bed. They’ve come to realize that all they really need to do to earn dinner and a whole lot of attention is just to be cute. Why bother doing anything more?
Also we've noticed...
Lazy dogs have certain attitudes
-Is someone robbing your house?…Be my guest, just leave my bowl
-Do your kids feel like playing?…Have fun kids!
-Want some attention after a hard days work?…Go see the cat
-Chase the mailman?...Why?
It’s
for pups like these that we offer the lazy dog names below, naming
ideas not meant to make fun of your pal, but cute names for lazy pups
that prove that even though it’s low on motivation, it doesn’t mean it
can’t have a sense of humor.
Male & Female Lazy Dog Names List
| Al | Al Bundy, lazy character on Married with Children |
| Albany | Name brand of sofas and recliners |
| Arion | Scientific name of a slug |
| Barca | Barcalounger, popular recliner. Dogs barka for their lounger |
| Barney | Short for barnacle, once attached doesn't move |
| Berk | From Berkline, brand of sofas |
| Breaker | For the dog that's on perpetual break |
| Broyhill | A couch and sofa brand popular with all lazy dogs |
| Couch | Good place to relax and observe |
| Coucher | One who is lazy and stays on the sofa until dinnertime |
| Dally | From Dilly Dally, slow moving |
| Dwadle | To waste time doing something other than lounging |
| Dilly | The other half of Dally and moves no faster |
| Dozer | Good name the pooch who dozes |
| Droopy | A cartoon puppy that’s slooooow |
| Drowsy | To be sleepy' to fight sleep and frequently lose |
| Dusty | Covered with dust from lack of motion |
| Eats | For the pooch that works up an appetite being lazy |
| Fiddle | To tinker with; and waste time |
| Fritter | For the pooch that fritters the day away on the couch |
| Ham | After hammock, a great place to hang out |
| Helix | Helix hortensis, scientific name of the white-lipped snail |
| Hippy | Hippies are lazy aren’t they? Good for a long haired pup |
| Hitch | A disruption in flow, to slow things down |
| Homer | Homer Simpson, the king of lazy and lover of donuts |
| Koala | A cute but slow moving dogsupial |
| Lane | A brand of recliners and sofas |
| Lazy Boy | A recliner that’s most popular during football season |
| Lazy Girl | The female model of the Lazy Boy |
| Limax | Limax cinereoniger the scientific name of the black slug |
| Linger | To stay longer than necessary |
| Loafer | A casual shoe, also a term for someone who is lazy |
| Lounger | Name of one who is laid back or slow |
| Meander | Walking to and fro with no direction at a slow pace |
| Molasses | Thick syrup, good lazy dog name for brown dogs |
| Mopey | To be depressed or not moving much |
| Mosey | To wander slowly and not care what the cat is doing |
| Napper | The pooch who prefer naps to walks |
| Nod | Something your pup is good at |
| Noodles | Just sorta lays there, all limp |
| Patina | Coating on metal after the passage of time |
| Pokey | An adjective, to be slow |
| Potter | Made of clay, stationery, not moving |
| Primo | A brand of sofas and recliners |
| Ramble | To wander aimlessly, without a care |
| Rock | Like the dog that won’t move from “his” spot |
| Rusty | Slow moving, needing lubrication |
| Sandman | The person who visits your lazy pal too often |
| Saunter | To walk at a slow leisurely pace or stroll |
| Shuffle | To move slowly, dragging the feet |
| Shut Eye | To get some sleep |
| Siesta | A mid-day nap sometimes extending into the evening |
| Sleepy | To be tired or lazy. Zzzzzz |
| Sluggo | Nickname for someone who is slug-like |
| Snoozer | Name of one who sleeps or delays their response |
| Wag Lag | For the pup too lazy to even wag it’s tail |
| Winky | Catching 40 winks is another term for sleeping |
Fetch More Cute Ideas For...
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Your Girl: Cute titles she'll be proud to own
Unique Pups: Perfect for your special pal
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Dog Breed Specific: Breed specific ideas
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