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Funny Dog Jokes


On this Funny Dog Jokes page, you'll find a compilation of some of the best dog humor anywhere. How can we claim this? Because these puppy jokes are sent in from some of the most creative minds on the planet…our visitors!

Do you have a good dog joke to share? Just below you'll find a place to submit your own joke, while just below that, you'll get to read those sent in by others. Once you've read each joke, be sure to comment on them and give them a rating so we can see which ones are the most pupular.



Here are some basic rules before submitting…

1. Keep all jokes clean…this is a family site

2. No "Blonde" jokes please… We don't want to take a chance of offending any Golden Retrievers that might visit this site.

3. Enjoy yourself!

Funny Dog Jokes And Dog Humor

Are you up for a little dog humor?
Do you have a good dog joke to tell?
Then you've come to the right place...

Share your puppy jokes by simply entering it below. If you want to read the jokes others have shared, then scroll to the bottom.
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Jokes From Other Visitors

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How To Photograph A Puppy  starstarstarstarstar
How To Photograph A Puppy

-Remove film from box and load camera.
-Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
-Remove puppy from trash ...

A three-year-old boy went with his dad...   starstarstarstarstar
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of Labrador puppies. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were three ...

On the door of the little country store...   starstarstarstarstar
On the door of the little country store a stranger noticed the sign DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside he saw a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides ...

Dog Ads: Funny Misprints From Newspapers  starstarstarstar
* FREE PUPPIES: part German Shepherd - part dog .
* FREE PUPPIES: ˝ Cocker Spaniel - ˝ sneaky neighbor dog.
* FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER, 8 years old. Unpleasant ...

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says...  star
Here's a good dog joke.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" The vet says, "Well,...

What did the dog say when he got attacked by a tiger?  Not rated yet
nothing, dogs can't talk!!

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA...  Not rated yet
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her ...


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